(Dirty) Jingle Bell Rock

Stroke on my, lick on my, suck on my cock,
It's the first time for you, so here's what you do,
Unzip me, and strip me, and show me you care,
Don't go rippin' out my pubic hair.

Reach for my, grab for my, pull out my cock,
You can do it with ease, just get on your knees.
Start licking and slurping, my dick will get firm,
Soon you'll be tasting sperm.

Do it right now, and don't bite now,
Drag your tongue across my meat.
If you give me head, there's no need to spread,
By now you should know a blowjob can't be beat!

Faster now, deeper now, into your throat,
The secret is not to choke!
Take my shaft by its pace,
stuff the whole thing in your face!
That's how you suck on my cock!

(εδώ είναι το χορευτικό - προσοχή μη γκρεμίσετε το δέντρο)

You make my dick swell, as I moan and yell,
Heed the warning when I scream,
Although your throat is sore,
you'll have to open more,
To gasp your last breath before I shoot my cream!

Slurp it up, lick it up, don't ever stop,
swallow every last drop!
Now that you eat my meat,
I'll never have to beat my meat,
Thanks for strokin' my,
Thanks for lickin' my,
Thanks for suckin' my cock!!!

Μπήκε το 2011 - ας το ξεζουμίσουμε, λοιπόν...

Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer

He's a homo a faggot and girls don't affect him
Loves to stuff gerbils and fists up his rectum.
Surely you recall the most limp-wristed reindeer of all.

Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer,
Wore a skirt and panty hose.
And if you ever saw him
You would know at once he blows.

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names,
They said he was a fag deer
And threw snow on him to kill the flames.

Then one horny Christmas Eve
Santa had to say,
"Mrs. Claus is on the rag,
Suck me dry, you reindeer fag."

"Why sure, Santa, it'll be my pleasure."
"Ho, ho . . . ohhhh!" (gulp)

Now how the elves all love him
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph, you Deep Throat Reindeer,
Will you please go down on me?

Then one horny Christmas Eve
Santa had to say,
"Rudolph, now you turn around
I feel like getting my dick brown."

"Ok, Santa, point your pole north,
I'm ready.
Ah, ah, ahhhhh."
"Ho, ho, . . . ohhhh!"

Now all the reindeer hate him,
He never has to pull the sled,
He rides in back with Santa
Going 'round the world and giving head.