Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer

He's a homo a faggot and girls don't affect him
Loves to stuff gerbils and fists up his rectum.
Surely you recall the most limp-wristed reindeer of all.

Rudolph the Deep Throat Reindeer,
Wore a skirt and panty hose.
And if you ever saw him
You would know at once he blows.

All of the other reindeer
Used to laugh and call him names,
They said he was a fag deer
And threw snow on him to kill the flames.

Then one horny Christmas Eve
Santa had to say,
"Mrs. Claus is on the rag,
Suck me dry, you reindeer fag."

"Why sure, Santa, it'll be my pleasure."
"Ho, ho . . . ohhhh!" (gulp)

Now how the elves all love him
As they shouted out with glee,
Rudolph, you Deep Throat Reindeer,
Will you please go down on me?

Then one horny Christmas Eve
Santa had to say,
"Rudolph, now you turn around
I feel like getting my dick brown."

"Ok, Santa, point your pole north,
I'm ready.
Ah, ah, ahhhhh."
"Ho, ho, . . . ohhhh!"

Now all the reindeer hate him,
He never has to pull the sled,
He rides in back with Santa
Going 'round the world and giving head.